Butchers and mice

 We have just been up to the local Village butchers, they have a very good selection of meat, we bought a bag full and the butchers son threw in a packet of local sausage as a welcome gift. We then walked over to the small internet café, we explained to the guy in there that our PC mouse had got damp and asked what could we do about it, he said “ feed it to the cat” ….we need a new mouse.